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6:00 am
Gym
8:00
am
Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am
Hair appointment
10:00
am Shopping
Noon
Champagne Brunch
2:00 pm
1) Assume
complete control of the U.S. Federal, State,
and
Local Governments, as well as all other national
governments;
2) Destroy all healthy heterosexual
marriages;
3) Replace all
teachers in grades1-12 with pedophiles;
4) Bulldoze all
houses of worship;
5) Be fabulous.
2:30 pm
Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial
wrinkles from the stress of world conquest
5:00 pm
Cocktails
6:00 pm
Light Dinner (quiche, arugula salad with balsamic
dressing, Chardonnay)
8:00 pm
Theater
10 pm
Change into skimpy dancewear and ingest
hallucinogenics.
11
pm Drinks
at a sleazy bar.
Midnight
Dance to loud trancey music.
3 am
Pick up hot total stranger and have passionate sex
till dawn.
6 am
Gym (and the cycle repeats)
Now that we know we can all rest easily.
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